Well, this kid (David) picked a bad day to try and get me to parent him. I was at this specific park because Emmeline was getting PT, from her school therapist. I do not like this women and she doesn't like me so I was already no thrilled about being there. Then David walks up with his "I'll push" "look at what I can do" "watch this, watch this, WATCH THIS!!!" "She's a baby" "let's play this game but I have to win". After telling him several times that I couldn't watch him because I was helping Emmeline he still wouldn't leave. I finally told him he needed to leave us alone and go play with his mother. The thing was, when he needed help he would yell for us and not his own mother which led me to believe that he knew darn well that he was not going to be getting any attention from her, good or bad. Seriously woman!! Your kid is the worst and so are you!! My next favorite was when he would watch and try to figure out what toy Emmeline was going to use next and get there a split second before her and jump on. That drives me CRAZY! Luckily the PT didn't like it either and she told him to move. When he didn't she pulled him off. Maybe I don't hate her as much now.
After that we tried to steer clear of David. I did however witness him steal a kid's bike and then when the bike owners parent intervened and took it back David stood their screaming and crying"YOU HAVE TO SHARE!!!". Next I saw him freaking out screaming by the water fountain. The genius had decided the best way to get the water was to put his mouth over the whole sprayer thing Andy Dwyer style.
The thing is, Andy has an adult sized mouth so it was a little easier for him to get his mouth off of the fountain. David, not so much. The kid stood their screaming his head off. I assumed this would be enough to get his Mom off her butt to help him, but no. She just sat there until he finally managed to detach himself. He then screamed as loud as he could for about 15 minutes just to make sure we all knew he wasn't happy. We knew.
Then he ran right up to a group of boys who were probably a couple years older then him and stole their toy and ran away. Yeah... don't pick a fight with a gang of older boys. They were not having it. They got their toy back and left David yelling...you guessed it "YOU HAVE TO SHARE!".
I'll share with you David. I'll share my hand spanking your butt and leading you to an eternal time out.