The Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Day

I was supposed to get to sleep in today. But Emmeline didn't agree. She cried and screamed until she not only woke up Isa but made in impossible to have any quiet. I could tell it was going to be a terrible horrible no good very bad day.

Then when i tried to feed Emmeline she decided she could do it all by herself. she couldn't.
after breakfast i tried to take a shower. i did all the laundry yesterday. i thought. some how i missed my clothes. i could tell it was going to be a terrible horrible no good very bad day.

i think I'll hibernate.

after my shower i gave the girls a bath. well, they gave the bathroom a bath. i stepped out of the bathroom for a minute to get their clothes. Emmeline went under. and puked in the tub. Isabella HAD to wear a new jacket a friend gave her and the outfit i picked just wouldn't do.

when i tried to get dressed nothing looked right. when i found an outfit that would do i put on my tights. Emmeline pooped. as i was changing her she kicked my with her sharp pointy shoes. i don''t like those shoes. i got a run in my (new) tights. i could tell it was going to be a terrible horrible no good very bad day.

I fixed Emmeline's hair and it looked adorable. at least i thought so anyway. she just wanted me to hold her. i wasn't ready and nicely told her NO!!!!! she 5 point crawled, rubbing her head on the floor like another leg. so much for fixing her hair. i could tell it was going to be a terrible horrible no good very bad day.

Emmeline is asleep now. it's 4pm. she is going to be one happy/hyper baby later but it is totally worth it right now. some days i feel like one great big cosmic joke. but i might be convinced to put off hibernating for a little while longer.