2006/05/11

Yes, I'm Bitter

Since this blog was originally established for me to complain about things I thought it was high time I did.

Most of you know I'm sure (since everyone constantly reminds me) that I am trying to have another baby and have not done it fast enough for the general public. The fact that people some how think I have any real control over this fact is not what I want to complain about. What really kills me is that everyone I see is having a baby. Now, there are certain people that I am very happy for. I cannot however be ok with not being pregnant when freaking Brittany k-funk is having her second, poor little suri cruise (say that fast, sound like anywhere you know?) is being ignored, and big lips and instadad are having "the most beautiful baby ever". HELLO, PERFECTLY GOOD UTERUS RIGHT HERE!!!!

And just as a warning, don't give me any of that "it will happen when it is meant to happen" crap I've had enough.

22 comments:

katperkins said...

Um, it's K-fed, not K-Funk. Geez. He is the Popozao king. In Portuguese that's shake your ass in case you were wondering.

Matthew said...

I'm pretty sure I read somewhere that angry republicans have a low sperm count. You might want to look into that =)

Josh said...
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katperkins said...

Hehe. You're funny sometimes, Matt.

Shalene said...

I know I am one of the last people you want to hear from on this topic, so I will just ask, Who is Brittany K-funk? I am so out of the loop.

Shalene said...

Brittany Spears, right. Is she already pregnant again? Didn't she JUSt have that baby?

Anonymous said...

I Have had enough too Megan. It may not happen before it is meant to happen but I know it will not happen until it happens or maybe just a little before it happens it will have happened or is it just a little after it happens it will have happened but it will happen if it does happen at the time it happens. OMWBF

Quentin said...

lol matthew. dont worry megan, i've been trying for a while too with no results. maybe after law school...

Terra said...

I think all that running has justled your female parts and now you're sterile. =) I'm just kidding- couldn't resist!

Just so you know I'm cool with you not being pregnant- that way I'm not so "left behind".

Terra said...

I thought this might make you giggle or gag...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7Ys46KA4xw&eurl=

Shalene said...

Quentin, I hate to break this to you...but....you can't get pregnant. I'm sorry, but someone had to be the one to tell you. Men can't have babies.

Quentin said...

i dont know shalene, i just watched a cosby episode that says different.

megan said...

wow. i thought for sure no one even checked my blog anymore. the low aperm count makes sense. we had no trouble getting pregnant before last election.

i saw that cosby show when i was a kid and it totally freaked me out.

who is OMWBF?

Quentin said...

btw, happy mothers day megan. did isabella do anything sweet for you?

Justin said...

There was also a movie a while back where a certain current governor got pregnant. So Shalene, that's two strikes against your theory.

Matthew said...

Maybe you could try this product:

http://www.gizmag.co.uk/go/5643/

Jeeyum said...

There's a famous quote from a wise little boy in the movie Kindergarten Cop. "Boys have a 'male body part' and girls have a 'female body part'."

katperkins said...

You guys sure know a lot about Arnold Schwarzenegger films.

Josh said...

hey jim, do your ahnold impression!

Terra said...

OMWBF is Dad - Old Man With Broken Foot- Jason had to ask too.

Dare and Ryan said...

I've heard if you stand on your head after do the mattress dance then you'll get pregnant. Or maybe hang from the closet bar? ;)

:) Hang in there chica!

If it makes you feel better, I have projectile vomiting sons like something out of the exorcist. They have rotovirus and well... that's just not fun.

katperkins said...

You're such a blogging tease. It's like you have more important things to do or something.